UA-60484415-1 The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk

The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk

The funniest Podcast to come from a pool shed in the history of the world.

What WouldYou Do With Dan Brennan?

April 30th, 2021

Comedian, Dan Brennan comes in to promote his podcast, What Would You Do?  We talk religion with the robot and get into so much different things that I think I'm probably in trouble.

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The Story of the Dick Fart

April 16th, 2021

Sometimes I lie about how good a show is so that you will listen.  This time I'm telling the truth,  it's one of the best we've done.  Charters robot gets a make over,  Beaver attacks nature and invents a great new product that Wes genuinely brands using the only words he spoke on the show and Mike and Wes play us a Weezer tune.

Pete’s New Invention

April 9th, 2021

Pete comes up with his most ingenious invention yet in Dutch Hall history.  Derek "The Beaver" Van Heughten co-hosts this great chat in the hall.

Party in the Back with Ryan Schneider

April 2nd, 2021

We talk mullets, authenticity, Bezos fighting Elon Musk in space, starting a Gathering of the Dutchalos in Australia.  It's a glorious night of BS on this Holiest of Thursdays.

I Knew Hitler When He Was Nice

March 26th, 2021

Mike Bouw and Adam Hill, from Crown the Lion, come back to the Hall for a good old fashion shooting of the breeze.  Kaitlyn Van Dyk joins them for a cover of Chris Stapleton's, "Cold" to open

The Beaver steals the show.

Pete’s Punishment, The Solo Show

March 20th, 2021

Pete messed up Thursday and makes it up by doing this Saturday lunchtime show alone. Listen to Pete nervously try to continue with the show, while trying to convince himself he is not out of his mind.  And we meet internet good news story, Rohit!

Season 8 Livestream Premier with Tige Wright

March 12th, 2021

We take the new studio for a test run and have an old friend of the show, comedian, Tige Wright in the hall to talk about his time in L.A., how American audiences are different from Canadians and we discuss whether Austin Mathews looks more like Jack White or Freddie Mercury?

Things We Learned from Porn

March 4th, 2021

The pandemic has made a lot of people turn to pornography for comfort.  We discuss the things we've learned from porno.

Season 8 - Back to the Shed

February 26th, 2021

A nice hang with old friends.  A great way to start Season 8 of the Dutch Hall.  Bare bones, shitty technology and awkward happy to be back.  Kevin Van Dongen and Derek "The Beaver" Van Heughten are Pete's guests.

Dutch Hall Jeopardy - 2020 Year in Review

January 4th, 2021

Pete salutes the year that was 2020 by writing a Jeopardy game to play with listeners.  Diamond Club listener, Laurie Ball battles shareholder and super fan, Laura Collins.  It's on zoom, it's weird and uncomfortable at times, it's 2020!  Happy New Year.

The Pact With the Rewster

December 17th, 2020

Pete welcomes back to the show, the man the writes the music for the show, Dave, the Rewster, Charters to the show.  We talk about old times, plan for some new times and finish the strip club story

Is Pete a Sociopath? With Justin Gayle

December 11th, 2020

Pete invites comedian Justin Gayle into the hall to talk comedy, parenting and mental heath.  And they trade a few stories back and forth

Straight Comedy Talk

December 4th, 2020

We welcome back Comedians, Joe Botelho and AJ Bate to the Hall.  We discuss comedy, COVID, improv and cancel culture and a whole bunch of nonsense in between.  Kevin Van Dongen plays the role of the Nocturnal Emissions.

Thick Soccer Chat

November 27th, 2020

We have the Dan Brennan and Ben Bayfield in the Hall to talk about the life and death of Maradona and Stand up Comedy.  Mike Bouw, Wes Haegens and Kevin Van Dongen make up the Nocturnal Emissions

The Dutch Hall discusses Slavery

November 20th, 2020

We have a really fun episode all about slavery.  It sounds bad but trust me, I have no idea if its bad or not, I'm not that smart.

F You George

November 13th, 2020

Another thick chat in the pool shed with Pete.  Kevin Van Dongen and Lee Wallace sit down to tell stories make up facts and talk nonsense.  Enjoy.

2020 Death Pool Update

November 6th, 2020

2020 has brought a record number of deaths to our Dutch Hall Death Pool.  We bring in the curator of our pool, Laurie Ball, to discuss the results.  However, as usual, we get sidetracked and talk about everything else first.  Lee Wallace returns.

Band Aids in the Fridge

October 30th, 2020
Pete welcomes a Dutch Hall Super Fan and a Newbie to the Show.  Super old school show.  It gets weird at times but so does life.


Sharing a Drink We Call Loneliness

October 23rd, 2020

Pete welcomes a unique guest in a rare Friday morning Dutch Hall.  They tackle the subject of loneliness.

My Wife is a Lizard

October 16th, 2020

Pete sits down with the Band Leader of the Nocturnal Emissions, Mike Bouw, for a nice old school podcast where we tell old stories, have a thick religion talk and get some feedback from a famous person.

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