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The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk

The funniest Podcast to come from a pool shed in the history of the world.

Great Hang with Mean Gene

June 17th, 2021

The boys are back for the funniest podcast to come out of a pool shed.  Charters robot reveals that he does impressions and does a bang up Mean Gene Okerlund.

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How’d Pete Get Poison Ivy on His Dick?

June 10th, 2021

Pete is joined by Dutch Hall regulars, Kevin Van Dongen and Whiskey Wes Haegens.  The fellas sit down and have a nice thick chat and play a game where they guess how Pete got poison ivy on his Dick.

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The Woes of Being a Leafs Fan

June 4th, 2021

The boys get together to drown their sorrows after their annual disappointment at the hands of the Toronto Maple Leafs.  Easy chat.

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Questions with Kevin

May 29th, 2021

Friday night show, Pete and Kevin ask each other all the questions they have ever wanted to ask.

Watching Hockey Got Us Booted From YouTube

May 20th, 2021

Pete and Kevin sit down and watch Game 1 of the Leafs vs the Habs and jabber jaw the whole way through it.  Pete talks about wanting to join the Pink race, moving to Austin and giving up on the Pandemic.

Jokes and Bar Fight Stories

May 13th, 2021

Pete and Kevin have a nice chat in the Hall.  Pete actually writes some jokes and then we talk violence and some fight stories.  And Kevin is forced to riff as Pete takes a monster piss.

Back To Basics

May 7th, 2021

The Season 8 All Stars reunite for a nice hang.


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What WouldYou Do With Dan Brennan?

April 30th, 2021

Comedian, Dan Brennan comes in to promote his podcast, What Would You Do?  We talk religion with the robot and get into so much different things that I think I'm probably in trouble.

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The Story of the Dick Fart

April 16th, 2021

Sometimes I lie about how good a show is so that you will listen.  This time I'm telling the truth,  it's one of the best we've done.  Charters robot gets a make over,  Beaver attacks nature and invents a great new product that Wes genuinely brands using the only words he spoke on the show and Mike and Wes play us a Weezer tune.

Pete’s New Invention

April 9th, 2021

Pete comes up with his most ingenious invention yet in Dutch Hall history.  Derek "The Beaver" Van Heughten co-hosts this great chat in the hall.

Party in the Back with Ryan Schneider

April 2nd, 2021

We talk mullets, authenticity, Bezos fighting Elon Musk in space, starting a Gathering of the Dutchalos in Australia.  It's a glorious night of BS on this Holiest of Thursdays.

I Knew Hitler When He Was Nice

March 26th, 2021

Mike Bouw and Adam Hill, from Crown the Lion, come back to the Hall for a good old fashion shooting of the breeze.  Kaitlyn Van Dyk joins them for a cover of Chris Stapleton's, "Cold" to open

The Beaver steals the show.

Pete’s Punishment, The Solo Show

March 20th, 2021

Pete messed up Thursday and makes it up by doing this Saturday lunchtime show alone. Listen to Pete nervously try to continue with the show, while trying to convince himself he is not out of his mind.  And we meet internet good news story, Rohit!

Season 8 Livestream Premier with Tige Wright

March 12th, 2021

We take the new studio for a test run and have an old friend of the show, comedian, Tige Wright in the hall to talk about his time in L.A., how American audiences are different from Canadians and we discuss whether Austin Mathews looks more like Jack White or Freddie Mercury?

Things We Learned from Porn

March 4th, 2021

The pandemic has made a lot of people turn to pornography for comfort.  We discuss the things we've learned from porno.

Season 8 - Back to the Shed

February 26th, 2021

A nice hang with old friends.  A great way to start Season 8 of the Dutch Hall.  Bare bones, shitty technology and awkward happy to be back.  Kevin Van Dongen and Derek "The Beaver" Van Heughten are Pete's guests.

Dutch Hall Jeopardy - 2020 Year in Review

January 4th, 2021

Pete salutes the year that was 2020 by writing a Jeopardy game to play with listeners.  Diamond Club listener, Laurie Ball battles shareholder and super fan, Laura Collins.  It's on zoom, it's weird and uncomfortable at times, it's 2020!  Happy New Year.

The Pact With the Rewster

December 17th, 2020

Pete welcomes back to the show, the man the writes the music for the show, Dave, the Rewster, Charters to the show.  We talk about old times, plan for some new times and finish the strip club story

Is Pete a Sociopath? With Justin Gayle

December 11th, 2020

Pete invites comedian Justin Gayle into the hall to talk comedy, parenting and mental heath.  And they trade a few stories back and forth

Straight Comedy Talk

December 4th, 2020

We welcome back Comedians, Joe Botelho and AJ Bate to the Hall.  We discuss comedy, COVID, improv and cancel culture and a whole bunch of nonsense in between.  Kevin Van Dongen plays the role of the Nocturnal Emissions.

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